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Year search: 2005
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Beachy Head Simulator
AuthorPaul J
FilenameBeachy.tap
Year2005
PositionNo ranking
FormatSpectrum
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CommentsA simple premise; jump off Beachy Head. Although no controls were described, the average specchum could quickly work out the usual setup. Like the Sea Simulator game though, this loses serious points from actually working. And there's smooth animation in both moving *and* jumping!

So for that, this scores only a 5/10. It would've been worse, but the cliff drawing was quite funny, and I've yet to work out a way to actually score any points.


Beachy Head vs Advanced Sea Simulator
AuthorMatGubbins
Filenamebeachy2.zip
Year2005
PositionNo ranking
FormatSpectrum
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CommentsThe game previous to this one I reviewed was Beachy Head Simulator, and I referenced the Sea Simulator in that review, so loading this one up afterwards did make me laugh quite loudly.

it's actually no different at all to BHS, but like the main title screen suggests, it's literally a MERGE of both games, so you now get the sounds of the sea while you plummet to your death.

For that, it gains a point. Still too much programming effort made on the animation, but trying to cash in by expanding on the "feel" of the location (and doing a Harry S. Price too with another game) is good. 6/10. I still can't work out how to score in it though.


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