Dr Geoffrey Clements, leader of the Natural Law Party, says:
"We will reduce unemployment by creating new jobs. The 1st priority of the natural law party will be to create a more orderly positive society by establishing a group of 7,000 idiots practising Maharishi's Transcendental Meditation and TM-Sidhi programme, including the technique of Yogic Flying which will, as you can see left, reduce crime in Merseyside."
Dr Geoffrey Clements' mum says:
"You listen to my son. He knows what he's talking about. They don't give his job to anyone you know."
