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BEEPing!
AuthorPiti
FilenameBEEPing.tap
Year2004
Position36
FormatSpectrum
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DescriptionPiti is trying to increase his chances of winning the competition by entering lots of crap games at once. Alas, they are all simply too, erm, minimal and lazy to justify inclusion. However, I'm too lazy to exclude them, so here they are.

The first of this pathetic batch is a lacklustre effort to say the least. The player must guess the tone of the Speccy's BEEP, ranging from -30 to +30. Clues are not exactly plentiful. Fun is not to be found here in excessive quantities. Graphics are, erm, not either. Crap.

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BEEPing! (ZX81 Version)
AuthorPiti
FilenameBEEPingZX81.p
Year2004
Position36
FormatZX81
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DescriptionThis game is the same as the Speccy version, except of course you can't hear the sounds. So it's a number guessing game with no clues. No graphics at all. It's not very fun.

Piti is clearly the 'throwaway effort' king. No, that's not something to be proud of. Tsk.

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Nihilism
AuthorPiti
FilenameNihilism.tap
Year2004
Position20
FormatSpectrum
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DescriptionIt's very difficult to review a game when there's sod all content to review. But I'll try anyway.

Nope, it's no good. I can't do it.

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Non Crap Ultra
AuthorPiti
FilenameNonCrapUltra.tap
Year2004
Position20
FormatSpectrum
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DescriptionOI! PITI! NO!
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Space Crap: The Curse Of The Yellow Ball
AuthorPiti
FilenameSpaceCrapCurseOfYellowBall.tap
Year2004
Position13
FormatSpectrum
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DescriptionIt may have 'crap' in the title, and it certainly appears to be crap on the surface, but there's actually quite a playable little game to be found here. Too damn playable, frankly! It's not going to keep you entertained for long, but it's fun for five minutes or so.

There's even quite a nice little ending too, if you are sharp enough to shoot 50 of those evil yellow balls that are threatening mankind or whatever it is they're up to. So all in all, a far too polished product to win the CGC, although you'd still feel ripped off if you paid over 17 pence for it.

By the way, Papposoft have a website (http://ready64.altervista.org) - although it's a bit C64-orientated (puke!) so be careful.

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Tamagotchi 81
AuthorPiti
FilenameTamagotchi81.p
Year2004
Position36
FormatZX81
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DescriptionProbably the most boring interactive cyberpet in existence. The poor little blocky creature has nothing to do but move around aimlessly within a very small space. It cannot sleep, talk, eat or do anything at all, apart from move around a bit. Oh, and it doesn't interact with you. At all.

Yet somehow I feel empathy towards this poor creature. I mean, how would you like to be stuck in a ZX81 for life? No, not a nice thought, is it?

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Monkey Experiment, The
AuthorPiti
FilenameTheMonkeyExperiment.p
Year2004
Position36
FormatZX81
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DescriptionTo prove beyond doubt that the theory that a billion monkeys with typewriters would type the complete works of Shakespear (or something) is total bollocks.

In this program, your ZX81 plays the role of one monkey, and a very slow typing monkey at that. This computer monkey seems to like using the shift key a lot, judging by the disproportionate number of symbols it spews out.

Unfortunately, the resulting output is more like that of a very complex mathematical equation than anything remotely like English prose, so the experiment fails. Completely.

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Time Machine Simulator
AuthorPiti
FilenameTimeMachineSimulator.o
Year2004
Position36
FormatZX80
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DescriptionThere's something lacking in this program. I feel somewhat let down. Replay value is not what it could be.

Programming this on a ZX80 is no excuse. There is no sense of time travel to be gained from this game, due to lack of any sort of gameplay. This makes it very difficult to write any sort of review, because there's pretty much bugger all there to review. Another dismal effort from Piti - he really ought to be thoroughly ashamed of himself by now. Even Papposoft have disowned him. Probably.

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