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Ultimate Anger Simulator
AuthorThe Mojon Twins
FormatZX Spectrum 48K
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DescriptionBilled by the authors as a sportive simulator with a metaphysic final, this button basher will have your character turning into a blue rage. The air will probably turn blue too as you frustratingly attempt to move the anger bar right down to the end of the scale. Hires graphics of the short-tempered maniac somehow conjour up vague memories of Brian Glover as Andrews in Alien 3, but that's just because most games somehow remind me of a sci-fi movie. Perhaps you will instead be reminded of Buster Bloodvessel? No, you can't possibly get any angrier than that can you, surely not? C sourcecode for the Z88DK development environment kindly included in the downloadable RAR archive.
CommentsThis game is quite evil, but in a completely humorous way and funnily enough it has an approximate natural score of 6.66. Don't be breaking your keyboard over it though, as I can imagine the knowing laughter of the Mojon Twins as they put this game together. Nice little jape at the expense of the player andvividly realised background graphics to boot. Perhaps it should be called Ultimate Anger Causer. Overall a good crap game effort and commendable that the C source code was provided. I had a thought that if this game was ever made for the ZX81 and someone tried playing it on a real machine, then the anger could probably be magnified a hundredfold or so.

He had such a big head that if he were a cat he would have to toss the mice from under the bed with a brow
AuthorThe Mojon Twins
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DescriptionHilariously amusing game with a protagonist with the oddest head in spectrum history
Comments Could we have just stumbled upon the game with the longest title of the 80's computing era?  The Title says it all and it doesn't disappoint.  And so it shouldn't, it comes from the same people who brought you "Ultimate First Communion Simulator" (one of my all time favourite crap games for comedy value alone).

So you have mastered the Abandoned Uranium Workings, aced level 90 of Chuckie Egg, Booted the backside of Booty but have you been able to do so with a melon that is 18 feet (5.49m to the Europeans) wide?  I am sure this game will be a classic!

Graphics are very colourful, if not a little blocky.  I suppose you could say the same about the sfx also.  Animation is basic but game play is very addictive - and why not when you have 20+ screens to work through.  In a similar vein to Manic Miner, some screens have special "nasties", such as the Lair of the Serpent Duchess.  Other nice features include the in-game scrolly, and the amusing way you can get your bonce trapped between two rocks and have your legs dangling.  Still at least you can use your chin (presumably) to move left and right if you find your legs out of action!!!  Suicide is sometimes the only way out but even that is not without humour.

This game might not "win" the comp but will certainly win awards in the wierdness department.

Check out the readme but I do recommend trying to find out the passwords yourself; it isn't as difficult as it first seems.  Source code included.

Finally, if your Spanish is up to it, then read about their game on the Mojon Twins Blog.

AuthorThe Mojon Twins
PositionNo ranking
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DescriptionPODEWRRR! By The Mojon Twins is a lame port of a (very) well known mobile game. None of us have never ever played the original game. One of us has seen a video of it in youtube. That's enough to make a port.The game is written in the Sympholorian language. You'll understand the texts once you get used to them. Just select one level from 0 slow to 3 fastest and use Q and A. You'll know how to play once you start. Level 0 is boring and level 3 is almost unplayable. Choose 1 or 2.Oh, and the main character is that one from Zombie Calavera.
CommentsAmho as I first read it's title. It's a crapabalt game, I can see diffuculty algorith is the exact same with Diablo 3's. As you walk in the park in "normal" mode and you cannot even move one step in inferno.I like Zombie Calavera, I just didn't expected the real zombie calavera game will be a crap game when I played the prologue here: http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0025052"Zombie Calavera: Podewrrr" is released at CSSCGC2012! Sorry nathan this was a marketing mistake which will ruin the francise that you cannot take back!

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