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Erotic Pinball
Author	Chris Young
Filename	ep.tap
Year	2000
Position	1 (Game)
Format	Spectrum
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Description	No description
Comments	Phwoar! Will you look at the badly digitised nips on that! Well, maybe if you squint you can see them but it's the thought that counts. Behind this dodgy front screen lies a truly awful pinball game with possibly the least realistic ball handling (oo-er!) since, well, any commercially released pinball game on the Speccy. Well done! This is a hot contender for the crown!

More Sheep
Author	Chris Young
Filename	moresheep.tap
Year	2000
Position	No ranking
Format	Spectrum
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Description	After your success selling the latest version of your Operating System, several days later you release an upgrade pack in order to fix all the bugs. Now you need to persuade even more sheep to pay more money in order to get the already overpriced software to actually work properly. An impossible task, I'm sure you'll agree.
Comments	Well, I gave this game a full ten seconds of my time before breaking into it to find out what I was supposed to do, and I'm still none the wiser. However I can state with a reasonable degree of certainty that sheep are involved. Anyway, I ran it again and waited a while and then some sheep appeared and then this bloke appeared and then two sheep appeared so I think it's some way of representing numbers as binary in the form of sheep (1) and men (0). Then again, maybe not. Mind you, it's good and crap.

Sheep
Author	Chris Young
Filename	sheep.tap
Year	2000
Position	No ranking
Format	Spectrum
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Description	You are the marketing and sales department (yes, all of them) of a large software corporation. Your relentless dedicated and untiring followers ("the sheep") need little persuasion in order to buy your new Operating System. You have to therefore lead the sheep to the product. Upon first glance, they will all want it and buy several copies each.
Comments	Hang on, haven't I already reviewed this? Yes, I bloody well have! And this version looks identical! I should blimmin' well disqualify you for trying to enter the same tat twice, Chris Young! See! See, how your greed has jeopardised the chances of Stock Car War winning the competition! Well, if there's not a very valuable lesson to be learned from this then I'll be flippin' surprised. Hmph!