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2D Minimaze
AuthorMark Green
Filename2DM.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTake on the EVIL FORCES of the planet XZARDIARL in the HIGH SPEED graphical orgasm of a game! RACE around the highly-detailed texture-mapped maze, grabbing the 8 objects necessary to DEFEAT the ALIEN MENACE! But watch out, 'cos there are ROCKS in the maze which may prevent you from reaching your goal! Can you get all the objects and escape from the maze and so on? FANTASTIC GAMEPLAY and a beautiful rendition of THE DEATH MARCH when you die! FANTABULOUS!
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3D Maze
AuthorMr Scratcher
Filename3DM.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionWhy should PC owners have all the fun?! Throw away that copy of DOOM! Then throw away your PC and get yer Speccy out for DOOM-style fun with the emphasis on GRAPHICS AND GAMEPLAY! CHARGE around a highly detailed 3D maze as you look for the exit! Superb graphics, FANTASTIC sound and a RANDOM MAZE EVERY TIME! The one game you'd kick Pamela Anderson out of bed for!
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Anthea Turner's National Lottery Simulator
AuthorAlan Moore
FilenameALS.SNA
Year1996
Position1
Format48K
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DescriptionJoin Anthea Turner for the ride of your life! Why wait until Saturday night to play the lottery when you can play it right here on your computer - EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! Win hundreds, win thousands, win MILLIONS of pounds without actually having to spend a single penny (apart from your electricity bill!). All the fun and none of the drawbacks! Features state of the art graphics for the computer representation of the balls, full animation and FANTASTIC music!
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Anagrams 2
AuthorSteve Lake
FilenameANA.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionJoin computer expert Fred Harris, as he introduces you to the thrill of word games! Yes, Anagrams 2 is a fantastic update of Fred's previous masterpiece with new and added functionality! Features blistering speed, amazing screen layouts and the ability to handle ANY WORD that can be spelled with the standard alphabet! This is one program you CAN NOT AFFORD TO BE WITHOUT!
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Day In The Life Of Arnold, A
AuthorSteve Lake
FilenameARN.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionYou are Arnold, an intergalactic service robot. An evil Datamuncher robot has taken over the city, and you are the only one left who gives a damn. You must battle through the city being careful not to enter the dark labyrinth of terror, for if you do, you may never escape. Since you are just a service 'bot you have no armour, and therefore you can only take one hit. Be careful.
CommentsJump deep into Cyberspace with this unbelievable 3D epic! Take control of a REAL robot some time in the future via our patented 'Time-o-Link' and try to save civilisation! State of the art graphics, sound and gameplay make this one of the hottest games that will EVER be written!

Adventure in Bristol
AuthorGarry Lancaster
FilenameBRI.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionAdventure In Bristol is a blend of many different adventure games of the time. For example, it has the depth of "Planet of Death", the vocabulary of a Scott Adams adventure, the atmospheric descriptions of "The Hobbit", the sheer speed of execution of "Lord Of The Rings", logic to rival "Ship Of Doom" and a lack of bugs to compare with "Kentilla". A masterpiece!
CommentsDIE OF SHOCK as you experience this devastating piece of software! While other lower quality games may take you to distant alien worlds or far distant times, Adventure in Bristol is the first adventure to ever dare take you as far as BRISTOL!!!! Billions of locations, thousands of gigabytes of text and unbeliveable sound make this one of the finest text adventures ever produced since the beginning of time. Give Moses the choice between this game and the ten commandments, and we'd all be sinning like bloody hell but satisfied on the game front!

Burp Man
AuthorMr Scratcher
FilenameBRP.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionIf you loved PACMAN but thought it was TOO EASY then you'll LOVE Burp-Man! Take control of your RAMPANT MOUTH and scoff all the food in the maze while avoiding the EVIL GHOSTS! Watch out though, 'cos these ghosts are NO FOOLS! Featuring FULL ANIMATION, HIGH SPEED GRAPHICS and FLUID GAMEPLAY, this is one of the best looking games you'll EVER see! You simply won't believe the SPEED that things FLY around the screen! Couple that with FANTASTIC sound effects and ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE routines originally developed by NASA and you've got one F%?! of a game! What more can we say?
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Build That Tower
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameBTT.SNA STTBTT.TAP
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionForget SIMTOWER, now you can build your own tower ON YOUR SPECCY! This game ACCURATELY SIMULATES a huge CRANE to within a CENTIMETRE accuracy! Swing the hook, grab the blocks - BUILD THAT TOWER! Fantastic gameplay, amazing game engine and NEVER ENDING FUN! Who'd have thought architecture could be so much fun?! Get building your creations and ANNOY PRINCE CHARLES!
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Cantona Football
AuthorIan Coates
FilenameCAN.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionYou are Eric Cantona. Your mission is to be sent off the field as soon as possible after the game has started (it is considered bad taste in France to be sent off before the whistle). You control Eric as he moves around the field in search of his victims, but make sure your tackle is hard enough to cause hospitalisation and you'll lose points if the referee has his back to you !
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Car
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameCAR.SNA CAR.Z80
Year1996
Position2
Format48K/128K
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DescriptionA HIGH SPEED, DEATH DEFYING drive through the streets of a major city with none other than Deathwish man himself - CHARLES BRONSON! Dive in his knackered old Cortina and belt it around the city streets, being careful not to run into anything, to get him home in time for his tea. Or something. This AMAZING arcade game features DIGITISED GRAPHICS and a fantastic 128k soundtrack! You won't be able to put this one down! No way!
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Castle
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameCAS.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionWho'd have thought that the simple text adventure and QUILL environment could be PUSHED SO FAR TO THE LIMITS?! This HUGE adventure (over 4 locations!) has you searching an Alchemist's castle for the hidden treasure! The text OOZES ATMOSPHERE and the vocabulary of over 20 MILLION WORDS will push your brain to the very limits! You'll never complete this one unless you're GOD!
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Cat + Mouse
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameCAT.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionAnother attempt at a keyboard tutor. Did I have education on the brain when I wrote these or what?
CommentsWho would have thought that learning to type could BLOW YOUR MIND?!?!? Take on the role of a wacky mouse sprite as you try to escape from the wacky cat sprite by pressing the keys shown on the screen! But be careful, that darned cat won't give up without a fight! FANTASTIC DISNEY-QUALITY CARTOON GRAPHICS make this one of the BEST LOOKING EDUTAINMENT packages in the WORLD! You'll want to play this one OVER AND OVER AGAIN, even when you can type at 2000 words per minute!

Chess
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameCHS.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionBasically a direct translation of 1K ZX81 chess with slightly better graphics. Beware, you have to type the number first rather than the letter.
CommentsWould you ever have believed that a mere COMPUTER could PLAY CHESS at a level to match KASPAROV?! Well now it can with this ASTONISHING version of the age-old board game for your humble Spectrum! We guarantee that you will be TEARING YOUR HAIR OUT IN FRUSTRATION as the AI ENGINE thrashes you AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! The AI is SO GOOD that experts predict the game will become self-aware and DESTROY THE WORLD if left running overnight! Don't say we didn't warn you!

Credit Calculator
AuthorSteve Lake
FilenameCRD.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionA really odd program that I did as a project for my computer studies class at school. Basically you bung in how much money you had, how much you have spent and how much you have earned and it works out how much you've got now.
CommentsWho'd have thought that CASH could be so much fun?! Spontaneously combust with pleasure as you delve into the devious world of debt with Credit Calculator, the most accurate credit sim ever written! See calculations performed at the speed of light, gasp as you realise you're broke, and soil your trousers in disbelief as you witness the BASIC scrolling message!

Dark Room Simulator
AuthorIain Scrimgeour
FilenameDRK.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThe ULTIMATE in VIRTUAL REALITY! Recreate that treacherous trip across the bedroom to the bog in the middle of the night IN THE COMFORT AND SAFETY OF YOUR LIVING ROOM! AMAZING graphics and FANTASTIC gameplay, this simulation simply OOZES ATMOSPHERE! ULTRA-REALISTIC and IMPOSSIBLE TO MASTER, you'll be playing this for seven lifetimes!
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Dyke
AuthorColin Meeks
FilenameDYK.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionForget the DAMBUSTERS, now you're the DAM SAVERS! Protect you dam from the attacking MUNCHERS in this ULTRA-REALISTIC AERIAL COMBAT SIMULATOR! Fully digitised graphics, ULTRA-SMOOTH scrolling and SUPERSONIC SOUND will OVERLOAD YOUR SENSES and render you unconscious within seconds! How far can YOU get before you pass out?! Not for the weak of stomach!
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Einstein
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameEIN.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionA solitaire puzzle. The answer to the first question is one of O, Y, G and B. The board contains coloured pegs surrounded by a coloured circle. The idea is to move the pegs so that in the final position the pegs and circles match. Each move consists of taking the top peg of one column and moving it to the top of another column. Note: do not start this game with BRIGHT 1 turned on or it won't work.
CommentsFrom the author of Chess comes another FANTASTIC strategy game, a game SO COMPLEX that it DEFIES DESCRIPTION! Even the author has a hard time working out what you have to do! Programmed using new MIND READING techniques, this game was WRENCHED FROM THE SUBCONSCIOUS of the author while he was watching NEIGHBOURS one night! Destroy ALL of your brain cells trying to beat this one!

Filler
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameFIL.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionEver thought it would be possible to write a game to rival THE BEST IN THE WORLD, but do it in only ONE LINE OF CODE?! Meet FILLER, a game which does JUST THAT! We challenge you to find a BETTER game than this ANYWHERE for ANY MACHINE, and the marvel of it all is that it's all done in ONE LINE OF CODE! Fantastic graphics, high speed gameplay and easy to use keyboard controls. Utter BRILLIANCE!
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Hangman
AuthorMr Scratcher
FilenameHNG.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThe CLASSIC paper and pencil game brought KICKING AND SCREAMING into the 20th Century by the ENIGMATIC Mr Scratcher! Play against your pals or challenge the computer's dictionary of 114 WORDS! You'll never play the same game twice! Fantastic graphics depict the STRANGULATION of a nasty criminal type if you FAIL to guess the word quickly enough! How could you EVER want to play anything else?
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Keys
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameKEY.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionOH NO! Your city is under attack from the A-BOMB! And the B-BOMB! And the C-BOMB! Yes, typing tutor master Ian Collier is back with another HIGH ACTION EDUTAINMENT PACKAGE! Save your city by DESTROYING the evil missiles which are falling towards it! Just hit the letter of the current bomb and you'll BLAST it into a MILLION PIECES in a FANTASTIC HIGH RESOLUTION GRAPHICAL DISPLAY! This is one game which is SIMPLE TO LEARN, HARD TO PLAY and IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT DOWN! Yikes!
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Kingdom
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameKNG.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionMy attempt to simulate the game that you can find on the introductory tape of the BBC Micro. To alter figures use keys 6 and 7 to move the cursor up and down then press 0, type in the number and press Enter. Press Enter again to end the term. This game might speak to you if you have a Currah uSpeech attached!
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Lego Simulator
AuthorSteve Lake
FilenameLGO.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionRemember how much fun you had with Lego as a kid? Well now you can have EVEN MORE FUN with our Lego Simulator! All the bricks are included, as well as a few specials, and you can BUILD BUILD BUILD to your HEART'S CONTENT! Plus you NEVER RUN OUT OF LONG BRICKS at a crucial point in your structure, and YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT THEM ALL BACK IN THE BOX BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR TEA!!! Fantastic! It'll keep the kids quiet for CENTURIES!
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Maths Invaders
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameMAT.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionAid your MENSA application and HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME! Yes, you too could be joining Uncle Clive in the world's BRAINIEST society if you play MATHS INVADERS, an INTELLIGENCE ENHANCING yet MINDBLOWING experience! GASP at the OUTSTANDING GRAPHICS, GULP at the EXPLOSIVE sound effects and GRUNT at the REALLY HARD SUMS! You'll NEVER cease to increase your IQ with this one!
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Maze
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameMAZ.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionFor GENERATIONS, the mysteries of the labyrinth have BAFFLED the human mind! Now experience all the terrors of the maze on your Speccy screen! You'll SCREAM IN TERROR as you become HOPELESSLY LOST in the INFINITE PASSAGES! Be warned that you may STARVE TO DEATH before you work your way out of some of these mazes! OUTSTANDING HI-RES GRAPHICS make this a MUST-HAVE for ANY budding games-freak! PHENOMENAL!
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Mr Blobby Goes Down The Newsagents
AuthorBlood
FilenameMRB.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionAstounding arcade-style graphics, sound and gameplay will blow your mind as you pick up (and NEVER put down) this all-time classic game. Guide the amazing Mr Blobby to pick up his newspaper, avoiding the wonderful things he meets on the way! This game is SO ADDICTIVE you'll think you've died and gone to GAMES HEAVEN! We DARE you to put this one down!
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Maze 2
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameMZ2.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionMaster the 2D version of MAZE and you'll be just about ready for the ALL NEW HORRORS which await you in MAZE 2 - THIS TIME IT'S IN 3D! So realistic, YOU WILL DEVELOP CLAUSTROPHOBIA! You can almost feel the breath of EVIL WINGED DEMONS on the back of your neck as you hopelessly search for the exit, with only an INFINITE SUPPLY OF MAGENTA GUNGE to mark where you've already been...... Will you be able to SLEEP EASY AT NIGHT if you KNOW you haven't completed this?
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Naughts and Crosses
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameNAU.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThe ALL TIME CLASSIC paper n' pencil game AUTHENTICALLY translated onto your humble Speccy screen! BEND YOUR MIND trying to beat the MIGHT of the MERCILESS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE routines, while trying to stay conscious as your brain battles with the STUPENDOUS GRAPHICS and sound! This game took an Alien race FOUR MILLION YEARS to develop, and is available to you NOW only because of a freak SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM ACCIDENT! Be warned - you will be playing this until THE DAY YOU DIE! More addictive than Heroin!
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New Age Warper
AuthorMatt Smith
FilenameNAW.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionAfter all the excitement contained in this compilation, you need a way to relax. Enter THE NEW AGE WARPER! This AMAZING and INNOVATIVE program will help you to relax with a series of CALMING IMAGES and SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES, GUARANTEED to FREE YOUR MIND from the TERRORS of MODERN LIFE. Smooth, relaxing and UTTERLY HYPNOTIC, New Age Warper will TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE!
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Nim
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameNIM.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThe famous game, where the computer always wins unless you know what you are doing. This game might speak to you if you have a Currah uSpeech attached.
CommentsOther lower-quality compilations (such as Cascade's ABYSMAL Cassette 50) would give you any old version of NIM. NOT THE CSS CRAP 60! We proudly present the BEST VERSION OF NIM EVER MADE! Yes, this version BEATS THE PANTS off modern day classics such as Doom and Dark Forces in terms of PLAYABILITY, GRAPHICS, SOUND and EVERYTHING ELSE! Pit yourself against the RUTHLESS AI ROUTINES as you attempt to BEAT THE MACHINE! But beware! The penalty for failure MAY BE DEATH!!!

Orbit
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameORB.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThey say the simplest games are always the best and ORBIT proves this without a shadow of a doubt! Take control of a HUGE and highly detailed starship using the 6 and 7 keys. Increase and decrease the orbit of your ship in order to dock with the space station! Outstanding graphics, the ultimate in sound effects and high-speed real-time gameplay with REALISTIC gravity make this one of the most CHALLENGING games you will ever play! Converted from the ZX81!
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Overboard
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameOVR.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionForget Chess! Forget Draughts! Forget Monopoly! The ULTIMATE strategy-based board game is RIGHT HERE on your Speccy! Overboard takes a simple set of rules and TWISTS THEM BEYOND BELIEF to produce one of the most ADDICTIVE two player games EVER PRODUCED! AMAZING FULL COLOUR GRAPHICS, ON-LINE HELP and TWO PLAYER ACTION go to make this one of the best releases ever conceived by man! Your friends will be FIGHTING TO THE DEATH to see who plays next!
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Plus 3 Tennis II
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameP3T.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionIf you thought the Tennis game in the back of the PLUS 3 Manual was the most ADDICTIVE game this side of Betelgeuse, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET! This total rewrite preserves ALL THE GAMEPLAY of the original, but provides IMMENSELY IMPROVED graphics and sound! We GUARANTEE that you will be ADDICTED FOR AT LEAST 400 YEARS!!! Spare underpants are NOT included!
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Patterns
AuthorMr Scratcher
FilenamePAT.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionA graphics demonstration WITH A DIFFERENCE! This program will produce MIND-BLOWING HI-RES GRAPHICS like you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE ON ANY PLATFORM! You'll have to wear SHADES to protect you from the BILLIONS of on-screen colours and HYPNOTIC EFFECTS! You'll see things here that you thought were IMPOSSIBLE on the humble Speccy! See it or your life WON'T BE WORTH LIVING ANY MORE!
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Poker
AuthorIan Collier
FilenamePKR.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThrow away your pack of cards FOREVER and grab your faithful Speccy for a game of POKER! You won't believe the care and attention which has been LAVISHED on this game in order to create the ULTIMATE cards simulation for your computer! FULLY DIGITISED playing cards, UNBELIEVABLE random number generation for shuffling the pack, and DEVASTATING GAMEPLAY! What is the best hand that YOU can make with only three chances to change your cards?! Try POKER and FIND OUT!
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Purple Demon
AuthorAlan Moore
FilenamePRP.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTHE ULTIMATE in FAST REACTION arcade gaming! Take control of a FANTASTICALLY ANIMATED man as you sprint across the HUGE PLAYING AREA, trying to get home! But WATCH OUT for the AMAZING Purple Demon who is trying to catch you before you get there! HIGH-SPEED CHASE ACTION and animation that makes Warner Bros. embarrassed GUARANTEE that this in one of the GAMES OF THE MILLENNIUM! INCREDIBLE!
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Reaction Time
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameREA.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTHE SUPREME TEST of your abilities - the REACTION TEST! Find out JUST HOW GOOD you are by playing Reaction Time! Programmed by a team of EXPERTS over 40 years, Reaction Time is the ONLY program on the market designed with the SOLE INTENTION of testing your reactions! Find out if you're FAST! Find out if you're SLOW! Find out if you're DEAD!!! This program will tell you the lot! A REMARKABLE piece of programming!
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SpecDaleks
AuthorTony Blews
FilenameSDA.SNA
Year1996
Position3
Format48K
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DescriptionThe good Doctor and his ultimate foes make it onto the Spectrum screen at last, courtesy of this FANTASTIC version of the UNIX classic! See how long you'd last against the terrible 'DUSTBINS WITH LASERS' in this strategy game with a difference! Get out there with no weapons or stairs to aid you, and try to MAKE THE BUGGERS CRASH INTO EACH OTHER! Unbelievable graphics and sound and a SCREEN UPDATE SO FAST YOU WILL MISS FRAMES IF YOU BLINK! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! etc.
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Speccy Simon
AuthorBlood
FilenameSIM.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThe ULTIMATE addictive challenge! How long can you survive against the MIGHT of Speccy Simon? Warp your mind, stretch your memory and pit your wits against a UNSTOPPABLE computer opponent! But don't blame us when you can't sleep at night because you see flashing colours every time you close your eyes! Less of a game, more of a way of life! Features FANTASTIC graphics and SUPERB quadraphonic sound! And you don't have to cart one of those chunky little round boxes covered in lights around with you - all you need is your Speccy (and a TV set and a tape recorder and some kind of portable power supply)! Batteries not included!
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Skiing
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameSKI.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionStrap on your skis, crowbar yourself into a luminous padded suit and take to the piste in the ASTOUNDINGLY accurate simulation of Austria's favourite sport! So realistic you can almost feel the trees as they SMASH INTO YOUR FACE! You'll catch your breath as you PLUMMET downhill at FANTASTIC SPEEDS, taking care not to miss any of the slalom flags! Royally endorsed by Fergie, who plays it all the time when she's not there for real or stuffing her face with lard! You'll never look at a hill the same way again! AND THAT'S A PROMISE!!!!
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Spectrum Landers
AuthorJohn Swan
FilenameSLA.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTHE ALIENS ARE COMING! You are the only hope for the Earth as you man the last gun. Blast the little buggers as they come in to land and we may yet LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY! FANTASTIC full-colour graphics and FLUID GAMEPLAY make this an ARCADE CLASSIC to rival SPACE INVADERS! This game is so realistic it's USED IN THE US ARMY to prepare them for an ALIEN INVASION OF THE EARTH! Feel safer with that knowledge, friends...
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Snake 2
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameSN2.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionAnother DEVASTATINGLY REALISTIC nature simulation! You now have the twice in a lifetime chance to take control of a deadly SNAKE! This time you're trapped in a compound and must scoff the food before it goes off in order to grow and earn points! BEWARE! Let the food go off and it turns DEADLY! And don't eat your own tail either. Again. EVEN BETTER graphics than before, you'll DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF before you stop playing this one! UNBELIEVABLY FANTASTIC!
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Snake
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameSNA.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionPresenting a nature simulation that would have DAVID ATTENBOROUGH SWEATING! You now have the once in a lifetime chance to take control of a deadly SNAKE, steering him through all the HAZARDS of his DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT! Eat one colour of blob, then, once that colour is all gone, start on another colour. But BEWARE! Don't eat a different colour until the previous one has all gone or you'll DIE SCREAMING WITH SHARP THINGS IN YOUR HEAD!!!! And don't bang into your tail either! TERRIFYINGLY REALISTIC graphics will ASSAULT YOUR EYEBALLS and fantastic sound effects will RIP APART YOUR INNER EAR! This one really HAS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
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Sokoban
AuthorDominic Morris
FilenameSOK.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThe TIMELESS CLASSIC game is now available for the Spectrum! Push the rocks onto the marks without getting them stuck against walls, and then DO IT ALL AGAIN because it was SO MUCH FUN! With a BILLION LEVELS to complete and graphics only previously seen on UNIX WORKSTATIONS, you can NOT fail to be TOTALLY IMPRESSED by the experience that is SOKOBAN! You'll MELT with JOY!
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Stars 2
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameST2.SNA ST2.Z80
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K/128K
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DescriptionSequel to the STRANGELY MISSING 'Stars', take a shot of Valium before attempting to guide a rapidly falling starship through an UNBELIEVABLE field of stars! Parallax scrolling, full sound effects and OUTSTANDING graphics make this one of the best HIGH-SPEED 'guiding a spaceship through a field of stars' games in the world EVER!! Be careful out there, you only have a certain amount of shields! Beam me up, Scotty!
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Stars 3
AuthorDamion Yates
FilenameST3.SNA ST3.Z80
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K/128K
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DescriptionSo, you though you were good at 'Stars 2', eh? The sequel delivers EVEN MORE punch than its older brother, stabbing you RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS with a full-on ADRENALINE RUSH! This time you have a BIGGER SHIP, MORE STARS and TOTALLY NEW GAMEPLAY! You simply CANNOT afford to be without this GEM of a game! If you can't afford it, COMMIT SUICIDE NOW!!!!!!
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Shoot That Tank
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameSTT.SNA STTBTT.TAP
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionROMMEL RETURNS! Jump in your anti-tank gun and BLAST THE ENEMY TO KINGDOM COME! Yes, the tanks are back and this time they're in FULL COLOUR with GLORIOUS ANIMATION and EXPLOSIVE EFFECTS! You won't believe the OUTSTANDING graphics and ARCADE-RIVALLING gameplay! So realistic you'll get SHRAPNEL WOUNDS every time you destroy a tank!
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Stuntman
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameSTU.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionBREAK THE SOUND BARRIER on your motorcycle as you perform UNBELIEVABLE STUNTS in Stuntman - the first game to ACCURATELY SIMULATE what it's like to fall off a bike at 150mph and have to have your legs rebuilt with METAL PINS! Jump some obstacles, jump some more, jump some more, and then TRY TO SAVE YOUR CAREER BY MAKING CAMEO APPEARANCES ON KIDS TV PROGRAMMES! An UTTERLY ENGROSSING simulation, which cost over 80 MILLION POUNDS and the lives of SEVEN PEOPLE to develop!
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Super Bomber
AuthorMr Scratcher
FilenameSUP.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThis MASTERPIECE of PROGRAMMING GENIUS is one of the most ADDICTIVE and ORIGINAL games EVER PRODUCED! Bring your crashing plane in to land by DESTROYING the city below with your bombs! AMAZING EXPLOSIONS, ADRENALINE INDUCING GAMEPLAY and FANTASTIC FULL-COLOUR GRAPHICS are used here like they're GOING OUT OF FASHION! You'll want to KISS THE AUTHOR'S FEET once you've played it!
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Surround
AuthorMr Scratcher
FilenameSUR.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionUNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE with Surround! Move around a screen leaving a trail whilst being careful not to tread on ANYTHING (including your own trail!) until the LADDER appears to let you ESCAPE to a NEW SCREEN! This game is SO AMAZING you will become ENTANGLED IN YOUR OWN INTESTINES! Play Surround and you'll soon realise that you don't have to give up FABULOUS GRAPHICS in order to have BLISTERING GAMEPLAY!!!
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Tetris - The Text Adventure
AuthorStephen Smith
FilenameTAD.SNA
Year1996
Position5
Format48K
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DescriptionA BIZARRE exploration of the seedy underground world of the Russian Text Adventure! Find out what really goes on in the Kremlin after dark in this FANTASTIC fifth-generation text adventure! Atmospheric text, a vocabulary of MILLIONS of words and the DARK, FOREBODING FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN will drive you on until you complete this HIGHLY ORIGINAL game! To say any more would spoil it..... IT'S UP TO YOU NOW!
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Tennis
AuthorAndy
FilenameTEN.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionThey say the simplest ideas always produce the best games, and TENNIS PROVES IT WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT! Tennis is produced for MAXIMUM PLAYABILITY in FULL MACHINE CODE!!!!!!!!!! Devastating effects and unbelievable gameplay make this one of the best arcade conversions EVER MADE! Grab a few friends and you'll NEVER STOP PLAYING EVEN IF THE WORLD BLOWS UP!!!
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Tetris
AuthorAndy
FilenameTET.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionIT'S HERE! The ULTIMATE version of the puzzle classic for your Spectrum! Flip the shapes, slot them together to make lines, and go for that high score! Programmed in FULL MACHINE CODE for MAXIMUM PERFORMANCE! You won't play another game like this for a VERY LONG TIME!
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TEWShips
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameTEW.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTired of playing games? Play TEWShips and you hardly have to do a thing! Yes, this is the first game that THE COMPUTER PLAYS BY ITSELF! Try to beat the machine by placing twelve ships on the board, which the computer will then try to destroy using the UNBELIEVABLE AI ROUTINES at its disposal! FANTASTIC GRAPHICS mean your eyes won't get bored while you're watching the computer find those ships! An OUTSTANDINGLY IMPRESSIVE CONCEPT!
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Mighty Sword of the Dark, The
AuthorAlan Moore
FilenameTMS.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionA MIGHTY TEXT ADVENTURE TO BEAT ALL OTHERS! Take on the role of a MYTHICAL HERO as he tries to retrieve the MIGHTY SWORD from the forces of darkness! You'll feel like you're actually there when you read the OUTSTANDING DESCRIPTIONS and try out the HIGHLY INTUITIVE INTERFACE! This parser is so good, it READS YOUR MIND and works out WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO! Descend into a world of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS this evening instead of taking your girlfriend down the pub!
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Turbo Racers
AuthorMatt Smith
FilenameTRB.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTake control of your own RACE TEAM and produce the ULTIMATE car to win the championship! A brilliant MANAGEMENT simulation which captures ALL THE ATMOSPHERE of the racetrack! THOUSANDS of options to set and BREATH-TAKING ANIMATED ACTION SEQUENCES depict the outcome of the race! So MACHO that TOM CRUISE wanted to star in it!!!
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Valley Racer 3D
AuthorMatt Smith
FilenameV3D.SNA
Year1996
Position4
Format48K
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DescriptionTake to the roads in FULL STEREOSCOPIC 3D! Grab your ZANY red and green 3D Specs (not included) and take a trip through the VALLEY OF DEATH! You'll REALLY feel like you're ACTUALLY THERE as the valley walls come LEAPING OUT OF THE SCREEN AT YOU! HIGH-SPEED ACTION and FANTASTIC sounds help to provide one of the best race games EVER produced! Stand down Ridge Racer! Who needs a Playstation?!
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Wacky Zany Painter Guy
AuthorBlood
FilenameWAC.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionHe's Wacky! He's Zany! He's the PAINTER GUY! And he's HERE, on your Spectrum with an ASTOUNDING adventure into the world of Dulux Emulsion! Guide your painter around the screen painting that floor in ALL THE SHADES OF THE RAINBOW! But watch out for the other things on the floor, and don't step on your own paint trail! Featuring ENORMOUS WACKY SPRITES and a sound-track that'd put Pulp Fiction to shame, this is one game you'd murder your family to get hold of!
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Wari
AuthorIan Collier
FilenameWAR.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionA game for two players. A move consists of emptying a numbered receptacle and distributing the seeds. If the last seed lands in a receptacle on the opposing side containing one or two seeds then you capture them. You then also capture the adjacent ones if they contain two or three. There may be some special case rules at the end of the game which I can't remember.
CommentsA strategy game for two players which is SO COMPLEX, it DEFIES DESCRIPTION! You'll never believe a game of such complexity could be SQUEEZED into a humble Speccy! In fact, it's so complex that EVEN THE AUTHOR DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT PROPERLY!!!! I'm giving up now while I've still got my SANITY!

Washing Day
AuthorGarry Lancaster
FilenameWAS.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionTime to do the weekly chores, and wash all those smelly jeans and pinafores. You play the harassed washer in this game by Garry Lancaster of Bristol. Use the cursor keys to move, and fetch clothes from the clothes bin, then pegs from the peg box, and finally hang up the washing by going to the top left corner of the line. Unfortunately a hippopotamus lives next door, and keeps splashing mud on your clothes. Every stain makes you more enraged.
CommentsHere's a game which SINCLAIR USER though was ONLY WORTH 20 QUID! It's blatently obvious that it's worth 2000 TIMES as much, but it's yours here FOR FREE! How could we ever be so GENEROUS?!?!? Answer? We saved cash on the advertising by ripping the instructions direct from SU! Ha!

Whale Hunt
AuthorIan Coates
FilenameWHL.SNA
Year1996
PositionNo ranking
Format48K
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DescriptionKill the whale by dropping a depth bomb on it
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