Arnie Speaks!

A semi-regular feature around the Andy H Era was Arnie Speaks! in which Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped his science on those assembled. Each column would open with a cheery, "Oh no! It's zat Your Zinglair compooda magazeen again. Go avay! I vill not speeg to you." He made a final cameo appearance in ish 89, giving tips on writing tunes with covertape prog Music Synth. ("Hv hv hv! It is zo much fun, zis compozink of moozik.")