Dunc's Cockroach Recipe

Method To Prepare a Cockroach for Human Consumption :

Take a fresh cockroach ; steal one from the exhibit's in London Zoo's insect house if necessary. Then :

  1. Remove & discard the solid wing covering flaps.
  2. Slice off the head and arse area.
  3. Pull off the legs.
  4. Make an incision along the back of what's left & crack it open down the middle, revealing the fleshy insides.
  5. Place your opened 'roach under a low grill for two minutes.
  6. Artistically present it on a plate (i.e. put a slice of lemon next to it).
  7. Yummy! Use a teaspoon and fingers! It looks like a black olive!

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