Trainspotters Through History (3)
A Series In Conversation With The World's Greatest Trainspotters
No 217244. Joe Pesci
Hey! Get the fug outtadah way! Someone get me my Goddam agent! What's dat? Trains? Fuggin' trains? I an't got time for dis shit! Get outta my friggin' face or I'll kick the shid outta yah like I did to dat Eastenders guy. What was his name? Fug! Friggin' Riggy or sumtin'. Anyhow, I was on this fuggin' piece a' shit talk show, wid dis Jack Docherty guy, and this Riggy fug is backstage, and he starts callin' me Goddam names, like I was a friggin' asswipe. So I calls him a fuggin' prig, and cut him up real friggin' good. Hehehehe. Once I'd finished with him, Goddam piece a' shid, there wasn't a single piece a' him left that was bigger than my fuggin' dig! Friggin' asshole! If I ever see that fuggin' guy again, I'll be tooled up an' ready to whack his friggin' ass quicker than he can say "Holy fuggin' shit!"
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