Dear Bud Pico
I would just like to say how grateful I am to you after the advice you offered me in issue 50. Following your suggestion of sprinkling Rice Krispies around all our doors and windows we attracted an extra house guest. It was an exceedingly rare Naked Mole Rat (Heterocephalus Glaber) which had been on loan to the local zoo but had escaped! My husband returned it and for our efforts we recieved a very generous reward. We now have a new burglar alarm and enough left over for a big meal at our local restaurant. Thanks, Bud, for showing me how to do it!
Dear Mrs G
Glad to hear of your good fortune. Oh, and bon appetit!