Some Election Statistics (because it's polling day at the time of writing)

The By-Election Bus

Peter Snow thought no-one would take the mick out of him if he used such an absurd idea like a "by-election bus". But we have, so he was wrong. If the bus reaches a puddle of more than 12% deficit, it sinks! And that's it really.

Oh, and if you regulary practise yogic flying, you could be helping to reduce crime in Merseyside! Or increase it, since if you can fly, then the airports/airlines would go out of business, thus increasing unemployment and ruining the economy. Everyone will be depressed and resort to crime.

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