Femto Pico

Femto Pico - Cleverest Scientist On Earth

Dear Femto,

I am studying Higher Geonavigationalaeronauticalthermicastrokineticalquantuminorganicplutonichomogenousgravitationalneuclonparticleacceleratormonoatomicchromatographicsemiconductoalelectrolycity...

Bert Astard, Windemere


I has to cut Mr Astard's letter there because he's obviously lying. There's patently no such discipline. Go away, Mr Astard, you sad, sad individual, and stop wasting my time. Or I'll rip off your nostrils and use them as a putting green.

Bye!
Femto


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