Dunc's Flowchart

Oh dear, it's that Mr Cursor 'end of screen' moment. Time for you to go, in other words. However, seeing as this is still an electronic flow chart, you can choose your own method of departure ; or, if you prefer, you can hang around and reread this last paragraph for eternity. So do you want it friendly, rude or eternal?
Eternal / Friendly / Rude
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