To YS readers, Stuart will always be Mr Who Can Wee The Highest Against The Wall, after his evocative Blim! in the review of Robocop 2 or something. He's fared particularly badly in final issues, shooting himself (YS), dying at the age of 300 (Sega Zone) and being executed in a show trial (AP), and this established "keel-o-char" has led to a reasonably successful career playing all the people in the background in Brookside. He enjoys hiking, biking, piking and liking Vikings, and has a small blue car which he pretends to drive by sitting in and saying, "Brrrmmm." Stuart was floated on the stock exchange this year in an unfortunate helium incident.