Wonderful World Of YSAC

Here are some letters that have arrived in the YSAC mailbag (or perhaps just been edited into the page, whatever):


I love spectrums! Did you know they had a "modem" where you could talk to people "online" with your speccy? It was a big black box the size of a dat corder, but never really took off becuase of the price of the phone call! The net was invented by the speccy!! Speccy rox.
Nev, UK

UK? It's hardly overseas, is it? You'd think people would at least put a little thought into making up the name of an exotic country. Ed


Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!

Gouranga! No, it's not working. Actually, I have no idea who you are or where you are from, Mr (Ms?) Neateye, but the above looked like the ramblings of a crazy European, or a spammer trying to entice me to reply so he can send me something to make me stand to attention (do they still post army majors to people in little boxes?). Gouranga! Ed


i h ave oversised mittens
Hairy Coo, Scotchland

Well, Mr Coo, I don't believe for a second that you're from Scotland, as any real Scotch person wouldn't call it that. Therefore you must be an imposter, and your letter will never adorn the pages of YSAC. Ed