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Amazing Unofficial Radiohead Adventure, The
Author	Jim
Filename	jan04/radiohead.tap
Year	2003
Position	2
Format	Spectrum
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Description	The adventure game the spectrum has been crying out for. Entirely programmed in basic, it uses all avaliable ram and is still unfinished, or so I'm told. Download it - play it- vote! Come on, this is the last entry for this year! It deserves your attention.
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Advanced Horseshoe Magnet Simulator
Author	Jim Waterman
Filename	AdvancedHorseshoeMagnetSim.p
Year	2004
Position	36
Format	ZX81
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Description	Hmm, I could swear I've seen one or two similar games to this entered into previous CGCs. Come to think of it, this game is almost identical to 24.364% of all the crap games ever made! Luckily, this is a ZX81 game so the fact that it's a heaping pile of unoriginal repetitive tosh will go largely unnoticed as 97.376% of ZX81 games are identical to this and 98.265% of ZX81 users don't care.
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Jackpot 3
Author	Jim Waterman
Filename	Jackpot3.tap
Year	2004
Position	20
Format	Spectrum
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Description	(Guest crap review by 'Fuzzbucket') Because Jim, the organiser of this year's compo, is so damn lazy I had to help him out with reviewing some games... Jackpot 3 is your chance to live the glamourous life of a Las Vegas slot hag, so grab your 20 high-tar cigarettes, your cup of change, your hideously sweet alcoholic beverage and your 'I brake for toy-boys' T-shirt and follow me into... The Jackpot Casino. The game begins by indicating the jackpots available and quickly shuffles you onto the floor to get gaming. While not the most accurate rendering of a slot machine, the subtly understated graphical environment does suck you in so much that hitting the space bar feels almost like shaking hands with the one-armed bandit. I played until the horrors of what I had become hit me - another victim of Gamblor! Then I played some more... I was eventually ejected from The Jackpot Casino after going over the house limit and winning a grand total of ?6.40. If you are after a genuine casino atmosphere and incessant beeping that'll give you hypertension then look no further than Jackpot 3.
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Noughts And Crosses
Author	Jim Waterman
Filename	NoughtsAndCrosses.o
Year	2004
Position	36
Format	ZX80
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Description	Tsk! Just because this program runs on a ZX80, that's no excuse for it to be this dire. A remarkably uninspired two-player-only game that is about as original as a not-very-original thing. I trust I don't need to explain the rules to anyone? Good. Next!
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Streakapong
Author	Jim Langmead
Filename	Streakapong.tap Streakapong.tzx Streakapong.z80
Year	2004
Position	6
Format	Spectrum
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Description	Quite simply a work of pure genius. What more is there to say? :)
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Super Mario Fruit Machine
Author	Jim Waterman
Filename	SuperMarioFruitMachine.tap
Year	2004
Position	36
Format	Spectrum
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Description	(Guest crap review by 'deKay') I've never had so much fun. Not only is there an exact replica of the funk-tastic music from Super Mario Bros 3, to which I spent a good twelve seconds bopping along to, but there is amazing depth to the game itself. I mean, you press Space. Then you press it again! Sometimes you win money, and other times you don't. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW! Probably the best Mario-related Spectrum fruit machine game by far. I GOT THREE P-WINGS!! BEST! "Hello? Is that Jim Waterman? You're chuffin' nicked, me old china!" - policeman acting on behalf of Nintendo's Lawyers.
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