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Super Cold War Simulator
Author	Monkey
Filename	Coldwar.tzx.zip
Year	2003
Position	No ranking
Format	Spectrum
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Description	Imagine if someone had managed to port the "Global thermonuclear warfare" game from the film Wargames to the speccy. Got it? It would be great wouldn't it? Armies to command, bombs to launch, etc. This game is almost but not quite entirely unlike that.
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Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen's Advanced Wallpaper Construction Kit
Author	Monkey
Filename	LLBAWCK.TAP
Year	2003
Position	No ranking
Format	Spectrum
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Description	LL-B criticizes you wallpaper as he generates it. Mmmmm, wallpaper 666 $HOMER
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Spectrum Magic
Author	Monkey
Filename	Spectrum Magic.tap
Year	2003
Position	No ranking
Format	Spectrum
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Description	Take the best of David Blaine, Paul Daniels and David Copperfield, now throw it away and make a crap game with what is left. AMAZING!
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Touch My Spectrum
Author	Monkey
Filename	touchmyspectrum.tzx.zip
Year	2003
Position	4
Format	Spectrum
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Description	A second entry by Monkey, I won't spoil the surprise, but I'll you'll never get on the high score table with out cheating, unless you are very, very sad.
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Jump!
Author	Andy 'Monkey' Herbert
Filename	Jump.tap
Year	2004
Position	8
Format	Spectrum
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Description	This is an almost perfect Speccy conversion of the little-known Atari VCS prototype cart "Skipping" which was programmed by Nolan Bushnell in 1975 (sic) during a lunchbreak. Only one copy of this cart is known to exist and I will be flogging it at eBay this Xmas. No, I'm totally fibbing. But it does play like an Atari VCS game from 1975 (sic) so it's a nice thought. No instructions were included (nor title screen either it seems) but seeing as all you have to do is press any key to jump the skipping rope being swung by the two paddles from Pong (well, I like to think that), there are no need for any instructions. It's strikingly similar to Fisherman's Passions in that respect. This is the sort of in-depth gameplay that does the CGC proud! Bonus marks for ridiculously complex and bloated BASIC code full of pokes, most of which deals with displaying the score. All in all, classic pointless drivel (the game, not my comments). But hey, at least the author hasn't promoted any websites in the code! (Footnote to pedants: Yes, I know the Atari VCS wasn't released until 1977... yes, I know it's a crap joke too, sorry...)
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